WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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