I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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