You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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