I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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