we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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