there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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