either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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