i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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