if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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