I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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