I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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