Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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