As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
its liver damage thursday
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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