Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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