He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
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Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
pray to the hookup gods
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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