how can u be prego again
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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