I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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