oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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