ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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