you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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