Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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