last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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