:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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