you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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