Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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