Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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