I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My Sexting was not on an AP level
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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