I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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