sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
We just shotgunned beers for America
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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