Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Randomize
