Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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