I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Randomize