i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
it's great music for shaving your balls
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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