He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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