I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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