marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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