so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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