Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I can text with my tongue
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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