Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
