Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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