I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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