He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
If I had your ass I would rule the world
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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