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He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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