Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Text me some of your sweat
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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