Dual....:-)
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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