These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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