So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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