I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
now i know why i became what i already was.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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