she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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