Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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