She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
My pussy is not your playground.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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