the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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