somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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