You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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