I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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