Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
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And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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