You made me cry and you don't even care
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
And then my night got REAL pukey
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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